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README.md

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# holyco.ws
### holyco.ws rip of
This page was ripped off from http://holyco.ws/
I would just link the page if they had an https page also disinfo is gone
This repository is a fork of [kallist/holyco.ws](https://gt.kalli.st/kallist/holyco.ws) made compliant with the W3C XHTML 1.1 standard.
This page use ddate to generate the current discordian date.
~~~
$(ddate +'Today is %{%A, the %e of %B%}, %Y. %N%nCelebrate %H')
~~~
## Dependencies
- ddate
- a web server supporting cgi (?)

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index.cgi

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#!/usr/bin/sh
echo "Content-Type: text/html"
echo "Content-Type: application/xhtml+xml"
echo
cat <<EOF
<!DOCTYPE html >
<html>
<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd">
<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xmlns:xsi="http://www.w3.org/2001/XMLSchema-instance" xsi:schemaLocation="http://www.w3.org/MarkUp/SCHEMA/xhtml11.xsd" lang="en" xml:lang="en">
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8">
<meta http-equiv="Content-type" content="application/xhtml+xml;charset=utf-8" />
<meta name="description" content="">
<title>&#x2b20;</title>
<link media="all" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css" href="/css/brandx.css">
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</style>
</head>
<body>
<img src="/images/haildiscordia-round.jpg" alt="Saluting Eris" title="Hail Discordia" style="float:left;">
<img src="/images/haildiscordia-round.jpg" alt="Saluting Eris" title="Hail Discordia" style="float:left;" />
<blockquote>
<h3>Q: How do you take your coffee?</h3>
<h3>A: Seriously!</h3>
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<h2>THE INTERNET IS YOUR FRIEND</h2>
<p>Who but a friend would bring you so many kittens and never ask you to clean a litter box? Unlike your microwave, which is powered by angry fairies, the internet's magic is mostly worked by <a title="FreeBSD" href="https://www.freebsd.org/copyright/daemon.html">daemons</a>, fallen angels who were caught masturbating in Heaven. Condemmned to toil tirelessly in servitude to mankind, they now serve our every whim. Their efforts have been brought to bear by their cruel taskmasters, internet engineers, who are now working their own magic and changing the world as we know it.</p>
<p>Trust the machine, man, it was built To Serve Man.</p>
<footer>&#x1f34f; 00001 &#x2b20;</footer>
<div id="footer">&#x1f34f; 00001 &#x2b20;</div>
<!--
<footer>
This page was ripped off from http://holyco.ws/
I would link if they had an https page also disinfo is gone
Forked from https://gt.kalli.st/kallist/holyco.ws
</footer>
-->
</body>

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